The Bad Book

27/3/09

THE BAD BOOK

I am reading the bad book by Andy Griffiths.

In this book the chapters are small.

I like reading books that have small chapters because then you can get the book finished quickly.

Know i am going to tell you a Chapter or 2 from the bad book so you kinder know what it is about.

Bad Diddle Diddle

Bad Diddle Diddle .

The cat did a piddle.

The cow did a poo on the moon.

The little dog barfed to see such fun.

And then eat it all up with a spoon.

Bad riddles

Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

A. Because it was dead!

Q.Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

A.Because it got hit by the first Koala!

Q.Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

A.It thought it was a game and joined in!